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“Adult Supplies”
Second Life
COS T: Various
From poses to costumes to...
you don’t even want to know.
Prepare to put the “freak” in
“get your freak on.”
YOU COULD
HAVE BOUGHT...
An extra-
absorbent sock
Celestial Steed
World of Warcraft
COST: $25
A mount that says something
about you. Specifically, that
you spent $25 on a sparkling
glitter pony. You hero.
YOU COULD
HAVE BOUGHT...
Glitter glue
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The Pakled
Star Trek Online
COS T: $4
Of all the races to make
premium, they chose the one
that’d lose a battle of wits
against Data’s cat?
Fandom cancelled!
YOU COULD
HAVE BOUGHT...
ATeddyBorg
The Kraken
Gun Bros
COS T: $500
Yes, it’s an iOS game, but $500
for a gun? For that, we want a
gold-plated “I Win” button, and
a bikini model to press it.
YOU COULD
HAVE BOUGHT...
A brand new
iPad. To hit
people with.
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Duke Newerth
Heroes of Newerth
COS T: $20
It’s a Jon St. John voice pack,
but you know, he and Mr.
Nukem could be brothers. Hail
to the King’s deep voice, baby.
YOU COULD
HAVE BOUGHT...
A custom Duke
message (in 2008)
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Mom’s Basement
Hideout
Champions Online
COS T: $6.25
You know, it’s the wish-fulfillment that keeps
bringing us back to MMOs.
Thank you, Cryptic, for letting
us live the dream.
YOU COULD
HAVE BOUGHT...
A “No Girlz
Allo wed” sign
